Journey with me to the heart of Sam’s club in Iowa, on the Saturday before Christmas.
I’m not sure how or why this happened. But it’s now preserved for immortality.
With Roy, your tour guide.
But don’t forget the companion book for when you can’t stand the sound of the electronic crap any longer.
Oprah even tells me what to do at Sam’s club.
Honey, have you seen my glasses? Can’t find em anywhere.
Sales of this book have begun to plummet, unfortunately.
I thought these came in 3 packs.
100% Genuine Chinese sheep.
How to win the hearts and minds of the 16 yr olds on your list.
Damn. I was going to buy this so I could look more like Sarah Palin.
Popular gift card for Iowans.
Having lost sight of husband, I located him harassing the cheesecake sampler.
Again with the luxury items.
One stop shopping. Takes care of the stockings and Santa.
Couldn’t get any closer for this pic. Angry mob shooed me away for not actually buying.
Never buy a pie bigger than your head.
Now THIS makes sense to buy in bulk.
Nothing good can come of this.
Not nearly enough for the season.
Which one of these is not like the others?
Out of the reach of those prying little hands!
So yeah, he’s mine ladies, don’t even think about it.
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I am going to add the Shooter's Bible (10th edition!) to my Christmas list. Also, I'm wearing those Chinese sheepskin boots right now. They were keeping my feet warm until I stepped into a puddle of slush water. Now feet are wet, but craddled in sheepskin!
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I can't stop laughing, fantastic post!!! I had some scepticism upon reading the original title but woah was the journey worth it!!!!
THank you, I am now starting the day with a huge smile.
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Your blog is the only funny site in my Favorites list. Thank you. Merry Christmas to you and Roy.
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Can't
Stop
Laughing!
Roy puts Barker's Beauties to shame!
Merry Christmas!
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you crack me up. continuously.
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I was there around the same time, it was busy, I was rushing and I didn't have near as much fun as you. From now on I will give you my list and you can do my Sam's shopping and I will just read the results on your blog. Thanks and Happy New Year!
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